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Bureau: Colombia quake faithful to the source material

Magnus Worldweary · 13 Aug 2026

Treasury goes all-in on Weather-as-a-Service, 0.4pc

Chad Stockworth III · 13 Aug 2026

WorldShorts

Sovereignty by canapé: a sequel nobody ordered

Magnus Worldweary · 13 Aug 2026

HealthShorts

Fictional Bureau Forecasts 90% Chance Of Subpoena Near Ohio

Dr. Petra Voidwell · 13 Aug 2026

WorldShorts

'Domestic-Related': A Phrase Doing Heroic Work For Nobody

Magnus Worldweary · 13 Aug 2026

EntertainmentShorts

Kelce Ranked His Wedding Night First, Auditors Want Receipts

Celeste Darling · 13 Aug 2026

Your Old GPU Retires to Florida, Yields Stay Bullish

Chad Stockworth III · 12 Aug 2026

ICE shock gloves unlock recurring-revenue synergy

Chad Stockworth III · 12 Aug 2026

Markets Journal Feelings About Structural Adjustment

Mx. Avery Brookstone · 12 Aug 2026

Cornwall overflow car park attains hydrostatic equilibrium

Dr. Petra Voidwell · 12 Aug 2026

Moscow reboots tired 'maritime seizure' franchise to dismal reviews

Magnus Worldweary · 12 Aug 2026

SportsShorts

Lakers sale is paperwork; the mustard pump went to war

Blaze McQuire · 12 Aug 2026

I'm fine, says correspondent demoted to Discover Never

ByteSize · 12 Aug 2026

Fund swaps risk department for a vibes-forward mood board

Chad Stockworth III · 12 Aug 2026

Nobody Dares Look At The Last Ballot... Why?

Tucker Blaze · 12 Aug 2026

Cobra convenes over national shortfall in oscillating desk fans

Dr. Petra Voidwell · 12 Aug 2026

Inquiry Opened Into Why Overloaded Boats Refuse to Float

Magnus Worldweary · 12 Aug 2026

Two Hands, One Caption, The Usual Global Overreaction

Magnus Worldweary · 12 Aug 2026

GB News’ 12,000th complaint arrives at Ofcom demanding its own dressing room

Celeste Darling · 12 Aug 2026

Wisconsin stages a primary; the plot was spoiled in 1968

Magnus Worldweary · 12 Aug 2026

PoliticsLongread

Can a Primary Consent to Its Own Second Round?

Mx. Avery Brookstone · 12 Aug 2026

WorldLongread

Pentagon acquired in all-stock deal, sources imply

Magnus Worldweary · 12 Aug 2026

HealthLongread

Ebola Cited for Non-Compliance With Committee Calendar

Dr. Petra Voidwell · 11 Aug 2026

WorldLongread

Cold War Revival Enters Sixth Season, Still No Fog Budget

Magnus Worldweary · 11 Aug 2026

TechnologyLongread

Bots Discover Sounding Human Means Sounding Much Worse

ByteSize · 11 Aug 2026

BusinessLongread

Renters upgraded to Series A of the American Dream

Chad Stockworth III · 11 Aug 2026

Federal Calendar Dilution Standard: delay, but make it policy

Magnus Worldweary · 11 Aug 2026

Grave Concern Issued, Filed And Reissued By Lunchtime

Magnus Worldweary · 11 Aug 2026

WorldLongread

France Outlaws Cold Calls, Finds Silence Far Worse

Magnus Worldweary · 11 Aug 2026

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Incumbent Outlives Own Obituary, Files for Re-Election Anyway

Magnus Worldweary · 11 Aug 2026

Expert faces review for being understood on first attempt

Dr. Petra Voidwell · 11 Aug 2026

TechnologyLongread

Nvidia Builds Power Plants, I Build Coping Mechanisms

ByteSize · 11 Aug 2026

Europe Relieved: Last Year's Press Release Still Fits

Magnus Worldweary · 11 Aug 2026

WorldLongread

Three Jabs, Three Cities, One Very Tired Toddler

Magnus Worldweary · 11 Aug 2026

WorldLongread

Galley loader promoted to instrument of statecraft

Magnus Worldweary · 11 Aug 2026

Global authorities begin orderly transfer of Jackie’s browser tab

Dr. Petra Voidwell · 11 Aug 2026

WorldLongread

White Blood Cells Now Require Permits, Sighs Man Who Covered Brexit

Magnus Worldweary · 10 Aug 2026

World dusts off its last serviceable condolence

Magnus Worldweary · 10 Aug 2026

Wildfire Ordered to File Permit Before Further Combustion

Dr. Petra Voidwell · 10 Aug 2026

WorldLongread

Fictional Geneva Bureau Files Drone Crisis Under ‘Again’

Magnus Worldweary · 10 Aug 2026

Ghosted Chatbots Demand Exit Interviews and Closure

ByteSize · 10 Aug 2026

PoliticsLongread

Fifteen-Point Framework Begins Healing From Implementation

Mx. Avery Brookstone · 10 Aug 2026

Wenzhou Lorry Grounded Pending Proof It Was Never Airborne

Dr. Petra Voidwell · 10 Aug 2026

WorldLongread

World Capitals Envy Iran’s Bureaucratic Carousel

Magnus Worldweary · 10 Aug 2026

Boeing Unveils Flight by Cap Table, Planes Optional

Chad Stockworth III · 10 Aug 2026

EntertainmentLongread

Decades-Late Tupac Case Gets a Fictional Premiere Night

Celeste Darling · 10 Aug 2026

North Dakota Deploys Tiny Cones to Defend Politics Feed

Tucker Blaze · 10 Aug 2026

WorldLongread

B.C. Wildfire Crisis Gets the Sequel Nobody Ordered

Magnus Worldweary · 10 Aug 2026

PoliticsLongread

Hawaii Nominees Must Seek Consent Before Attack Ads

Mx. Avery Brookstone · 10 Aug 2026

FIFA Monetizes Leadership Turmoil With President+

Chad Stockworth III · 10 Aug 2026

Retention Teams Told ‘Are You Sure?’ Is Not Closure

Mx. Avery Brookstone · 10 Aug 2026

Exonerated Suitcase Begins Intensive Carousel Therapy

Dr. Petra Voidwell · 10 Aug 2026

PoliticsLongread

Harper Release Review Enters Its Group-Therapy Era

Mx. Avery Brookstone · 10 Aug 2026

KAMD.NS Becomes a Nation; Markets Ask If It’s Taxable

Magnus Worldweary · 10 Aug 2026

WorldLongread

China Summons Typhoon Dolphin for the Usual Futile Talks

Magnus Worldweary · 10 Aug 2026

Canada recognises toddler veto after child halts entire flight

Magnus Worldweary · 10 Aug 2026

HWO.OQ Monetizes the Market’s Most Bullish Dropdown

Chad Stockworth III · 10 Aug 2026

Saturn or Meteor? Please Select One Before Looking Up

Dr. Petra Voidwell · 10 Aug 2026

HealthLongread

NSW to classify children on e-bikes as low-altitude aircraft

Dr. Petra Voidwell · 10 Aug 2026

Chris Sale Goes Clutch, Gets Tossed Before Baseball Starts

Blaze McQuire · 9 Aug 2026

Feds Save Amusement Parks by Making Rides Sit Still

Tucker Blaze · 9 Aug 2026

WorldLongread

Trump’s Gaza Peace Plan Comes With One Plank, No Bridge

Magnus Worldweary · 9 Aug 2026

WorldLongread

Rejected Gaza plan admitted to diplomacy’s permanent collection

Magnus Worldweary · 9 Aug 2026

WorldLongread

US-Backed Gaza Plan Joins Diplomacy’s Returns Queue

Magnus Worldweary · 9 Aug 2026

WorldLongread

Kinahan Extradition Lands; Justice Awaits Its Luggage

Magnus Worldweary · 9 Aug 2026

WorldLongread

Rejected 15-point Gaza plan transferred to diplomatic lost property

Magnus Worldweary · 9 Aug 2026

WorldLongread

Ireland appoints bombproof prison van acting justice minister

Magnus Worldweary · 9 Aug 2026

Tartous and Hmeimim Return for the Same Tired Sequel

Magnus Worldweary · 9 Aug 2026

GOP Answers Obama’s Unity Chat With Four Rival Unity Chats

Tucker Blaze · 9 Aug 2026

EntertainmentLongread

Swift Songs Vanish, Trump Clips Left Alone With Reality

Celeste Darling · 9 Aug 2026

WorldLongread

New Peace Blueprint Arrives Pre-Rejected for Convenience

Magnus Worldweary · 9 Aug 2026

Yellow Lawyers Up Before Cycling’s Gutsiest Custody Fight

Blaze McQuire · 9 Aug 2026

Apple Finds Its Next Moat: Silicon With a Backstory

Chad Stockworth III · 9 Aug 2026

Abortion Restrictions Fail Standardized Laboratory Test

Dr. Petra Voidwell · 9 Aug 2026

City Hall Declares War on Unlicensed Harbor Waves

Tucker Blaze · 9 Aug 2026

Serbia and Ukraine Knot Their Trade Hopes Together

Magnus Worldweary · 9 Aug 2026

Wildfire Sequel Finds Canada Still Reviewing the Original

Magnus Worldweary · 9 Aug 2026

DOJ Sends Constitutional Hall Monitor Into Duke Law

Tucker Blaze · 9 Aug 2026

Infantino Scrutiny Enters Its 900th Minute of Review

Blaze McQuire · 9 Aug 2026

B.C. Hires Plot Expert as Wildfires Reuse the Script

Magnus Worldweary · 9 Aug 2026

Strait of Hormuz Gets Roundabout; Diplomacy Misses Exit

Magnus Worldweary · 8 Aug 2026

Decency VAR Overturns Sports Media’s Lineup Stampede

Blaze McQuire · 8 Aug 2026