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Close-up of gloved hands arranging a row of commemorative coins in a felt-lined display tray on a glass counter, early morning light through a government.

Treasury opens gift shop to mark $40 trillion in debt

A commemorative six-coin set is now the most crowded trade on the street.

Debbie Downturn1 min readShorts

The Treasury marked $40 trillion in federal debt by opening a souvenir counter with a six-coin commemorative set. Markets read it as bullish. Our correspondent reads it as the terminal phase of every crash she has ever lived through.

The Treasury Department opened a souvenir counter on Tuesday to mark federal debt crossing $40 trillion. The centerpiece is a six-coin commemorative set. Shoppers are told it honors a round number.

Markets took it as a buy signal. That should terrify you. Merchandise at the top of a move is the oldest tell in the business, and I have the tulip catalogs to prove it.

Note the setup. Investors demand higher yields to hold the paper, mortgage costs grind upward, and the response is a keychain. This is the same distribution pattern that preceded 2008, 2000, and every other moment somebody printed a hat.

"The number is only going up, so the collectibles can only appreciate," said Marcus Whitlow, a strategist I invented no part of except his optimism.

Let me be clear: this is a bubble. The coin set has no cash flow. It has a felt-lined tray and a story, which is what people own right before they own nothing.

My position is unchanged. I am short the gift shop, long canned goods, and I have not slept since the debt clock got a second row of digits.

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