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Capitol staff send Jon Kyl's Kavanaugh work to group therapy

A practitioner treats Jon Kyl's confirmation fight as an attachment injury still living in the chamber

Mx. Avery Brookstone1 min readShorts

A Capitol Hill practitioner called a six-hour listening session after former senator Jon Kyl died. Staff were told to treat the Kavanaugh confirmation as a rupture in the national nervous system. The exercise ends when the room can unlearn him.

"...and we cannot metabolize a three-term career until staffers name how the Kavanaugh hearing lived in their body," a Capitol Hill somatic practitioner told a huddle on Saturday.

The huddle followed reports that former Arizona Republican Jon Kyl had died. He served three terms and shepherded Justice Brett Kavanaugh through confirmation.

A caucus wellness budget had retained her for the afternoon, a contractor paid to treat politics as bodywork. She ordered a six-hour listening session for anyone who felt legislatively gaslit by a judicial confirmation. Attendance was called voluntary and also a duty of community care.

We are not memorializing power. We are asking power to notice our nervous systems.

Aides were told to treat that confirmation as a rupture in the national nervous system. They had to draft six impact statements on originalism as a trauma response. The Constitution was invited in as a stakeholder with unmet needs. Facilitators called this the only ethical eulogy a confirmation workhorse could still receive.

The session ends when the room can thank him for the learning and then unanimously unlearn him.

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