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Supreme Court Now Doubles As Ballroom Permit Desk

Chad Stockworth III · 15 Aug 2026

The South Lawn Did Not Consent To This Ballroom

Mx. Avery Brookstone · 15 Aug 2026

Treasury goes freemium: tariff payment now optional tier

Chad Stockworth III · 14 Aug 2026

White House books the Supreme Court for attachment repair in the new ballroom

Mx. Avery Brookstone · 14 Aug 2026

No briefings for eight weeks while press secretary hopefuls hold space

Mx. Avery Brookstone · 13 Aug 2026

White House Press Secretary downgraded to gig-economy micro-task

Magnus Worldweary · 13 Aug 2026

Podium dismantled; press corps issued floor cushions, talking stick

Mx. Avery Brookstone · 13 Aug 2026

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Press secretary resigns into adjoining room, queue forms

Magnus Worldweary · 13 Aug 2026

White House briefing room reclassified as a co-regulation space

Mx. Avery Brookstone · 13 Aug 2026

Inner Child Promoted to Acting Press Secretary, Sources Feel

Mx. Avery Brookstone · 12 Aug 2026

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White House seeks promotion to full-service imperial venue

Magnus Worldweary · 12 Aug 2026

PoliticsLongread

Checks and Balances Asked to Respect White House Boundaries

Mx. Avery Brookstone · 10 Aug 2026

EntertainmentLongread

Swift Songs Vanish, Trump Clips Left Alone With Reality

Celeste Darling · 9 Aug 2026