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Milo Yiannopoulos lands entertainment's hardest booking: a Louisiana ICE facility

The Yeezy executive was detained by ICE this week, and insiders say the guest list is simply impossible.

Celeste Darling1 min readShorts

Milo Yiannopoulos has been detained by ICE in Louisiana, and SnarkWire is treating it as the hottest reservation in entertainment. Insiders praise the venue's exclusivity: no walk-ins, and no walk-outs. The engagement has no announced end date, which the industry calls an open run.

The door policy runs three lines long, the catering is federal, and there is no plus-one situation because there is no plus anything. Milo Yiannopoulos, the Yeezy executive and professional lightning rod, has scored the toughest booking in the business: a stay at an ICE detention facility in Louisiana, darlings, and the door is being worked by the government itself.

TMZ broke the news that Yiannopoulos was detained by ICE and is being held at a detention center, per inmate records. The circumstances remain unconfirmed, which in this town means everyone is talking. Insiders describe the venue as devastatingly exclusive. No walk-ins. And, in a bold twist on the whole concept, no walk-outs.

"You cannot get in without federal connections, and you cannot get out at all," one industry insider gushed. "That is the entire idea. Berghain could never."

Naturally, questions swirl about how the reservation came together. A source close to the situation, who wished to remain unnamed, confirms everything and nothing.

No end date has been announced for the engagement, which people in the industry are calling an open run. Ye's camp has not commented, and among publicists that silence is being read as a rave.

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