Kenya’s tourism board has scored this week’s safari helicopter crash two stars out of nineteen. Officials ranked it a weaker sequel after seven people died in the north of the country.
Clerks now ride in every remaining cockpit. Each one ticks boxes for scenery, panic and the usual statement of regret. They work in pencil, in case history repeats before the ink dries.
A spokeswoman for the new Office of Recurrence declined to name the earlier film. She only dated it.
This one forgot the moral. At least 1931 bothered to end.
