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Study: Russia's plague quarantine explained by the word 'because'

Scientists pointed an instrument at Russia's official account of the mass quarantine after a plague researcher's death and found nothing there to measure.

Dr. Petra Voidwell1 min readShorts

A lab measured Russia's official explanation for its mass quarantine after a plague researcher's death. The reading was zero, the same as on an ordinary day. One reading spiked, but it was only the cleaner saying good morning.

"...so we switched it off and on again, because the machine didn't believe it either," a junior researcher in my lab told me on Thursday.

The machine measures official explanations. We aimed it at Russia after authorities there ordered a mass quarantine following the unexplained death of a plague researcher. Unconfirmed reports mention a lab accident. Our reading was zero.

Zero is not exciting. We see it a lot. To be careful, we also measured a control group. A control group is the same thing under normal conditions, so you know what normal looks like. Here, that meant how much Russian officials explain on a quiet day when nothing has happened. That reading was also zero. So the result holds.

We took twenty-six readings across the week. Twenty-five were flat. Then, on the twenty-sixth, the needle moved.

"We all stood up. Someone called their mother. It turned out to be the cleaner saying good morning near the sensor."

We have withdrawn that reading. Good morning is not an explanation. Officially, we cannot yet confirm it was a morning.

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