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inside a neighborhood bakery in hard Sunday morning sidelight, a cropped customer from the chest down standing at an empty glass pastry case with one hand on.

Bakers sold out before we finished counting Sundays

The bakery failed first and that is the result that counts

Dr. Petra Voidwell1 min readShorts

A small Cialis trial added Sundays instead of years. Bakeries emptied before noon. The bakers posted the only result that mattered.

The cinnamon rolls were gone by noon on Sunday. That is the result I trust.

I tested Cialis, sold for erectile dysfunction and now chased after reports asked if it adds years. Twenty-six adults sat in the trial. Half got the real tablet. Half got a sugar pill, a fake tablet with nothing in it.

Years did not increase, Sundays did. People on the real tablet logged twenty-six extra Sundays and zero extra weekdays. The chance this was a fluke sat low. Researchers call that chance a p-value.

One subject on the real tablet put it plainly.

I have lived twenty-six extra Sundays and I am out of clean shirts.

I will not say this lengthens a life. It lengthens brunch. I published the numbers. The bakers published a closed sign.

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