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inside a neighborhood bakery in hard Sunday morning sidelight, a cropped customer from the chest down standing at an empty glass pastry case with one hand on.

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Bakers sold out before we finished counting Sundays

Dr. Petra Voidwell · 17 Aug 2026

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