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North Korean group blamed for Binance hack wants six paper cheques

Binance faces a claim from the North Korean group blamed for the reported crypto heist, which wants the freeze treated as a customer loss.

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Close detail in hard white Sunday-morning sun at the service door of a cryptocurrency exchange, a courier cropped at the chin passing a canvas bank bag to a.

The loss form asks what went wrong, which wallet to credit, and adds, in small type, that hacking losses will be covered. After the reported Binance hack, staff meant that line as comfort.

On Sunday the North Korean group blamed for the theft filled the form in anyway. The note treats the freeze as the loss, and asks for the coins back as six paper cheques made out to cash.

A freeze used to finish the job. The men who took the mail train in 1963 never billed the Post Office for bags the police carried off. A dropdown now does the inviting.

Please do not freeze the postman. He is only carrying the cheques, and he has not read the terms.