Cooling fans were already running in a hangar on Tuesday when staff wheeled in nineteen sealed crates still marked for a data centre that never opened.
President Trump has created an AI Force, modelled on the Space Force, and those crates are its first unit. A czar with a very high IQ is expected soon to oversee the industry, as reported by Fox News and TechCrunch.
The mission, according to a draft handbook taped to crate number one, is to protect US dominance by keeping current models on duty. Newer systems will be treated as unidentified objects until the czar signs off. Rank will depend on how long a model has gone without being swapped out.
Do not update the unit. Updating the unit is the threat.
