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Close-up under harsh arena concourse fluorescents of two outstretched hands frozen mid-throw over a stainless pretzel cart, one fist and one flat palm, cropped.

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Pretzel vendor takes Game 7 on a gutsy scissors

Blaze McQuire · 16 Aug 2026

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