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Close-up of a staffer's hands lifting a white tissue box from an open cardboard carton on a steel mail-sorting table in a Capitol basement mailroom under harsh.

Capitol mailroom receives nineteen boxes of grief

Mx. Avery Brookstone · 22 Aug 2026

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