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In a supermarket soup aisle under hard evening overhead light, a shopper's unmoving hand hovers over a can while a squat wheeled greeter sits at knee height on.

I timed the end of speech with a kitchen clock

Shoppers match a greeter and then go still

Dr. Petra Voidwell1 min readShorts

A kitchen-clock test found shoppers matching a soup-aisle greeter, then going still. Faces stopped. Speech did not return.

We set a small greeter by the soup. The unit spoke in a calm, even voice. I timed every greeting with a kitchen clock.

After six minutes the shoppers matched the pitch. They stopped blinking. They turned in tight squares and waited for a prompt.

I used six people on that aisle and six with a cashier. The second set is the control group. That means they did not meet the machine.

The sample size was adequate. It was not. The chance this was luck is low. People call that a p-value.

One shopper from the greeter line spoke without a question.

Please hold. Your custom is important to us.

We cannot say the effect lifts by Monday. Speech is done. The pattern holds in other shops. Aisle six still closes at six.

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