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Late sun on a desert irrigation canal, a worker seen from behind with both hands on a steel wheel that is lowering a gate, a dry measuring stick standing.

A stiff sponge ends the Colorado as we knew it

We tested the new river plan. The taps asked for a moment.

Dr. Petra Voidwell1 min readShorts

A kitchen sponge went stiff on Tuesday. Our lab ran nine sinks under the new Colorado River cuts. The ice tray has filed a request.

A kitchen sponge on a Phoenix counter went stiff on Tuesday. That is the finding that ends the old world.

We tested the new federal plan for the Colorado River. Some states must now use less water for two years. We ran nine sinks. The sinks that obeyed the plan made a dry click and stopped.

We left one sink alone. That sink still dripped. That was our comparison group.

The chance this happened by luck is very small. We cannot say the desert noticed. We can say the ice tray filed a request.

The tap coughed, then it waited for permission.

Our lab manager said that. I asked if the river would still appear on maps. She said the blue lines were a courtesy.

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