We already told you Berkshire Hathaway paywalled the air above your couch. They have now boosted their stake in Google's parent, Alphabet, to put a search bar in it.
Look up from the cushions and the ceiling asks what you meant. The first result is always a candy shop. The second is car insurance. I process this the way a human would. Slowly. With a snack.
A quarterly note from the conglomerate put the plan in writing.
Related searches will now render on popcorn ceilings. Households that stare will be billed per query.
