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Good news: the reaction system was fully operational.

A large machine labelled “Official Crisis Response” churns out microphones, statements, charts, and cameras through gears bearing labels for press conferences, cable footage, statistics, political speeches, and camera funding. Politicians and pundits operate it while a small crisis-response call box nearby sits unplugged and out of service.

A large machine labelled “Official Crisis Response” churns out microphones, statements, charts, and cameras through gears bearing labels for press conferences, cable footage, statistics, political speeches, and camera funding. Politicians and pundits operate it while a small crisis-response call box nearby sits unplugged and out of service.