Following a sudden influx of returning exports, the British Right is forced to upgrade to the fifty-foot barge pole.

A black and white editorial cartoon. On the left, a traditional British politician and a populist struggle to hold an enormously long wooden pole labelled 'BARGE POLE'. They are using it to push away a loud provocateur on the right who is wearing an American flag tie, holding a megaphone and a phone, next to a suitcase tagged 'RETURNED EXPORT'. The White Cliffs of Dover are in the background.