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I'm going to have to issue you a warning, captain. You're operating this high-speed watercraft dangerously close to being sober.

An ink-style editorial cartoon showing a checkpoint with two lanes. In the ROAD lane, a stern police officer shoves a breathalyzer at a frightened car driver. In the WATER lane, a smiling officer hands a giant beer keg labeled MANDATORY SAFETY EQUIPMENT to a grinning speedboat captain.

An ink-style editorial cartoon showing a checkpoint with two lanes. In the ROAD lane, a stern police officer shoves a breathalyzer at a frightened car driver. In the WATER lane, a smiling officer hands a giant beer keg labeled MANDATORY SAFETY EQUIPMENT to a grinning speedboat captain.